Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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