we're blogging at a bar
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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