i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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