ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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