he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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