Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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