so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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