normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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