their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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