after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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