I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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