Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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