4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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