Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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