I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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