Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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