plz talk dirty to me
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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