i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
did i walk over a car last night?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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