my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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