I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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