she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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