awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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