When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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