Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
