Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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