I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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