do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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