I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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