he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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