Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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