I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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