what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
this beer tastes like vomit already
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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