you're like a bully in the Christmas story
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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