jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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