Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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