Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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