So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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