Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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