She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
