when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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