It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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