Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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