Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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