sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
