I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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