S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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