Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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