I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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