It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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