yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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