Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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