Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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