dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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