Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
