Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I wear drunk well.
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