can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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