Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
is wine microwaveable?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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