can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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