I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
